michaelbeara:

sam:

vondell-swain:

adamusprime:

vondell-swain:

bad news apple

now im wondering why the hell i didnt make this joke

those aren’t even bees though they’re fucking wasps

yeezytaughtme:

there are legitimate members of society that believe that you have to be smart to understand the jokes in the big bang theory 

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

siriusly-obsessed:

tonkadora:

awkwardbirds:

rainbowrebecca:

tardistagalong:

mischieftobemanaged:

I love this kid.

He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:

“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”

and don’t forget, the ever popular:

“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”

It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.

This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.

BEM IS OUR KING.

It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a eagle now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.

and thats how it happened.

the end.

All hail Bem.

you can really tell we haven’t had a new book for over 5 years now can’t you?

finndicate:

annichu-i-choose-you:

To This Day Project (x)

I’ve been waiting so damn long for this gifset…

Please, please click that link. 

adriofthedead:

machomachi:

If sherlock went to hogwarts

oh

my-otp-took-the-elevator:

100 favorite Doctor Who quotes [34/100] 
 → Falling in love? That didn’t even occur to him? 

Oh god, there is so much meaning behind this quote and this scene, holy balls…

Brilliant, Fantastic, Molto Bene, Great big universe, packed into my brain!